You should be sure the person is

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he: 1. puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind. 2. gets stabbed in a shoot-out. 3. sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. 4. tries to drown a fish in water. 5. thinks socialism means partying. 6. trips over a cordless phone. 7. takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. 8. At the bottom of the application where it says ‘Sign Here’ he puts ‘Sagittarius.’. 9. studies for a blood test and fails. 10. sells the car for gas money. 11. Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead. 12. Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, ‘Airport left’, he turns around and goes home. 13. Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.