Early one mornin‘, a mother went in

Early one mornin‘, a mother went in to wake up her son … mother : ‘Wake up, son … Itz time to go to school !’ … son : ‘But why, Mom ? .. I don‘ want to go.’ … mother : ‘Give me two reasonz, why U don‘ want to go.’ … son : ‘Well, da kidz hate me for one, … n da teacherz hate me, too !’ … mother : ‘Oh, datz no reason not to go to school .. Come on now n get ready .’ … son : ‘Give me two reasonz, why I should go to school.’ … mother : ‘Well, for one, u‘re 52 yearz old .. n for another, u‘re da Principal !’ …