Category: Cool Jokes

You’re like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite…

You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

You asked me who I liked and I said no one… but what I really meant was no one but you.

You are genius, your mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

Yar jaldi bahar aa mai gate pe khara hoon . . . . . . . . Kisi ko is tarah bol kar tang nhi karna chahiye Boht buri baat hoti hai:->

wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE… sTiLL nOt mInE…

Winter Comes Again And Again … Summer Comes Again And Again … But A Person Like U Never Comes Again, Cuz God Never Makes The Same Mistake Again And Again!

Why is Fire Brigade RED in Color? Ans: Fire Brigade has a Ladder. Ladder has Steps. Steps have to be Climbed on Foot. Foot is Measured by a Ruler. Ruler can be a King or a Queen. Queen of England is Elizabeth. Elizabeth is also the name of a Ship. Ship Sails on Water. Water…

Why can’t a blonde dial 911? Because She can’t find the eleven!!!

Who is the Leader of Ducks? Ans. Frog Why? Because Frog is MAINDUCK.