Category: Cool Jokes

I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I’ve left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.

I Always pray for You that. May your life Be Bright & Sunny. & your partner be Fat & Funny May your life be filled with Roses & U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

HUMANS fall in love, that’s normal………..COWS eat grass, that’s ok……..BUT when……..MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!…..STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE!!

How do u know when kids start to grow up? Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

Hi, dont b surprised, im getting married next month, there willb a small party & only few people’ll b invites! Dont bring any gift k? just bring SOMEONE 2 MARRY ME!!

H?ld ? tr?? fr??nd w?th b?th y??r h?nds, do?t l?t g? 4 tr?? fr?end c?m?s ?nc? ?n ? l?f?t?m?. Th?t’s why ?’m h?ld?ng yo? tight! C?nt l?t ? go

God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Girl: Ye jo Samnay Larka betha hai mujhe ek Ghantay se Pareshan kar raha hai. Waiter: Lekin woh to aapki taraf dekh bhi nahi raha. Girl: Yehi to Preshani hai.

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY: Don’t you ever want to improve?

Girl to her mother : Mom i am going out to get some fresh air !!! Mother: Well go…but tell your ‘fresh air’ that you have to be back at home by 9:00 pm !!!!