Category: Cool Jokes

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengay.

For thirty years, Smith had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Smith‘s arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out…

For My Friends: Only True Friends stand with You During Bad Times of Your Life… . . . . . So I Promise that I will Attend Your Wedding. 🙂

Film Actress Meera Yesterday screamed in an interview: ‘Agar Mein Jhoot Bolon to Mera Baap Marr Jaaye’. The City District Government of Lahore has reported that 26 Men from various parts of Lahore simultaneously suffered a Heart Attack last night.

Fill in the blank with yes or NO only. _______I M NOT A Male. Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah mere bache naik niklain to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla, dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla, tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai k main etqaf main…

Ek Kanwaari Larki, Pehli Baar Ek Larkay Se Akele Main Mili…. . . . . . . . Baqiya Hissa Ramzan k Baad. 🙂

Early one mornin‘, a mother went in to wake up her son … mother : ‘Wake up, son … Itz time to go to school !’ … son : ‘But why, Mom ? .. I don‘ want to go.’ … mother : ‘Give me two reasonz, why U don‘ want to go.’ … son :…

Easiest ways to Die, 1.Have a cigerrate daily U’ll die 10 years early 2.Have drink daily, U’ll die 30 years early 3.Love some1 truely U’ll die daily.