Category: Cool Jokes

Don’t regret what you’ve did, but regret what you never did, go and say ‘I LOVE U’ to your loved one!

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happend.

Don’t cry for someone who don’t worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn’t make one cries..

Do yo know why There is Gaps between Fingers? No? Bcoz! . Someone will come in your Life, will Hold your hand & slowly say: ‘Le Pakar! GOLD LEAF ka Sutta laga!’

‘Do U drink?’ Girl’s father inquired of his prospective Son-in-Law. Son in law: 1st tell me whether it is a question or an invitation…

Dentisit ke beti: Aaj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ki baat na ki? . . Boy: Bas aj b mera hosla nhi hua khamoshi Se ek ur daant niklwa k aa gya.

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. Kuch bhi kar Ke. Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga! Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai? Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia?

Bush:Meri sister da munda huya. musharraf: Mubarak ho. Bush:par afsoos di gal a. musharraf: ki? bush:baap da pata nahi. musharraf: koi gal nai,Osama pa dal do!

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti Wo Pagal hy ya Nadan Q izhar nhi krti English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi krti.

Boy: Main 20 yrs ka hu. Tum kitne ki ho? Girl: Main bhi 20 yrs ki hu!! Boy: To fir chale…? Girl: kahan? Boy: Twenty-Twenty