Category: Cool Jokes

Biwi: Mere khayal main hamari beti ki kisi Larkay k sath Setting ho gai hai… Husband: Woh kese? Biwi: Kyon k woh kafi dino se Balance k Paise nahi maang rahi hai.

Billi ne Choohey K Ghar Se Aaya Howa Rishta Thukra Diya. . . . Wajah? . . . Aap Kyon Tension Le Rahy Ho. Ye Un k Ghar ka Masla Hai. 🙂

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

Bhai means B:- Best H:- Husband A:- Avelibal IN I:- India

Best Error Message of Century!!! An Error Shown by a Computer: No Keyboard Connected, Press F1 To Continue. 🙂

Best way to propose a girl: Take her to Sea. Then say sit in a boat and Then take the boat in the middle of Sea Then Say MARRY Me or Leave my Boat.

Barsaat Ki Ek Khubsoorat Raat Main. Shabnam se Bheeg K. Ek Doosray se Takratay Huye. Ek Phool Ne Doosray Phool Se Kaha. Ab Takkar Maari To Sir Phaar Don ga. 🙂

bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh ….. . . . .. . . bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh to bakra b mare ga bakri ko singh

Bacha Dukandar Se: Uncle Aapke Paas Safeguard Sabun Hai? Dukandar: G Han. Bacha: Phir Us Se Hath Dho Kar Ek Qulfi Dena. 🙂

BABLOO: Allah Kary Mama ki ZABAN CUT Jaye. Rozana Dant’ti Hain. AGLY DIN ZABAN CUT JATI HAI! BABLOO: Allah Kary Bhai ka HAAT TOOT Jaye Mujhy Tang krty hain. AGLAY DIN TOOT JATA HAI! BABLOO: Allah Mere BAAP ko UTHA LE Bohat MARTAY hain. AGLAY DIN ABBA GHAR AATA HAI. BABLOO: Aapko Kuch Nahi hua?…