Category: Cool Jokes

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

AMAZING FACTS An Ostrich’s eye is bigger than its Brain. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. ‘Go,’ is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.…

All the Electrons were Having a Party, Just then the protons started attacking all the electrons. Suddenly a superhero came in and saved all the electrons. The electrons asked him who are you? The superhero replied, . . . ‘Bond……Covalent Bond’ 🙂

Ager ho Udass tu gaoo koi Gana, Ager lagi hai Bhook tu khao Tum Khana, Ager ho Beemar tu karo aik Sms Rawana, Kyun k aik Sms Rozana, Rakhay Tandrust aur Tawana.:D

Agar Is Waqt Aap So Rahy Thy Aur Mere Msg Se Bohat Tang Huye To. MISSION SUCCESSFUL. 😉

Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali Jaye Toh Usse Kya Kahenge? . . . . . ‘USB’ 🙂

a sardar prayers daily for 2 hours hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade after 11 years vaheguru angrily appears and says: oye ullu de pathay ek bar ticket to lee le

A Man Knocks at the Door. A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other. Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain? Boy: Bhootni K, Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya? 🙂

A Lady Broke a Signal and was Presented in front of Judge: Lady: Your Honor plz Let Me Go, I’m a School Teacher and I’m getting late for my class. Judge: Alas! So You are a Teacher, I have Waited for This Moment all My life, Now Write Down ‘I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A…