Category: Cool Jokes

A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an account. he took one form and went to Islamabad. do u know why? Because in the form he read! ‘write in capital’

A Girl Asks Her Mommy: I Want Some Fresh Air, Can I Go For a Walk? . . . Mommy: Alright, But Ask your Fresh Air to Drop you Home By 10 P.M. 🙂

A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a man: Man: You idiot, You gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference. Man: It does, Now I can hear everything but understand nothing. 🙂

A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat But Dog’s Parents Refused Cat Guess Why? They Gave a Solid Reason Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. 🙂

3 Friends Bangali, Pakistani, Indian Jo is Dunbay k 7 1 Rat Guzary Ga Us Ko 25000 Inam Dia Jay Ga. Sub S Phelay Bangali : Wo Dunbay walay Room M Gya R Wapis AA Gia Us Nay Kha K M 50000 doon ga Laken Is K 7 Ni Rahoon Ga. Phir Pakistani: Pakistani Gya…

1 Nursery class ka bacha bola: Miss main aapko kesa lagta hon? Miss: So Sweet.. Bacha apny side k larky se aankh maar kar bola: Maine kaha tha na Line Maarti hai..

1 Murghi Super Market gai Aur kaha: 1 Anda dena. Salesman: Tum anday ka kya karogi? Murghi: Mere Murghay ne kaha hai Darling! 5 Rupay k Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat karo.

1 Larka Doosre Larke Se: Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai? Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi. Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. 🙂

1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gaya: Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola: Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon? B.V: Mujhe koi Aitraz nahi Hai QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo…

* HAPPY * . . . . . . . . . . . . Means ‘Khush’ 🙂