Category: Cool Jokes

Where Do U Find MANGOES? Mango Tree? No! Fruit Shop? Wrong Again. Phir? Ans: Jaha Jaha Women Goes, Peeche Peeche MAN GOES!!

When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free you from darkness And after if you pray and your still in darkness. Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL.

Whenever You feel Sadness in your HEART, Blackness in your EYES, Paleness on your FACE, Fragrance in your THOUGHTS, It shows that you have deficiency of ‘Vitamin ME’

When Some1 Touches U and U Don’t Feel it, It’s Ignorance. When Some1 Touches U and U feel it, It’s Love. When Nobody Touches U and U Still Feel it, . . . . Bhag le beta ‘BHOOT’ hai. 🙂

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

What is the Difference Between 1st Night & Last Night? If You Sleep on Flowers, It is 1st Night. If Flowers Sleep on You, It is Last Night. Scary, But True. 🙂

What Is Pure & Simple Definiti0n of Accounting? . . . 1+1=2 (In Private Sector) . . . . 1+ 1= 11 (In Government Sector)

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

Waqt Zaya Na Karo. Ek Ek Minute Qeemti Hai. Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Se Pucho Jo. Bathroom Ki Line Main Khara Ho Aur Andar Wala Bolay: ‘Bus Ek Minute Aur’ 🙂

Wakeel: My Lord! Qanoon ki kitab k safha no 15 k mutabiq merey moaqal ko ba izzat bari kia jae. Judge: Kitab paish ki jae. Judge ne safha no 15 khola tu us mein Rs.25000 they. Judge: Is tarah k 2 saboot aur paish keay jaen.