Category: Cool Jokes

Very Important Health Tips: Please Don’t Eat Pizzas, Samosay, Sandwich, Ice Cream, Chocolate, And Dahi Barray. Without, ME… OK?

Urdu Ki ‘TEACHER’ ‘Wo Dekho Ek Khubsurat Larki Khari Hai’ Is Jumly ko Apne Alfaaz Mai Likho… STUDENT: Abey Wo Dekh Teri BHABI. 🙂

Usama asked Kajol,’how’s ur life?’ She replied,’kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.’ Then Kajol asked Usama,’what abt U?’ He replied,’kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.’

Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in Bus, Both were claiming that She Came First, One Old Man was Watching this All. At last he said: Why Are You Fighting? Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon, Tum mein se Jo bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye. Dono Ek Dosri…

Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai, Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha; Cigarete k Dhuwai’n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy Larka Bola: Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn?

Today’s Thought . . . . . . . . Always don’t depend on my thoughts, Try to think of ur own sumtimes.! Useless fellow.

Tips to beat the Summer: 1. Drink lot of Fresh Water. 2. Cover you Head when outside. 3. Eat Vegetables. But Most Important 4. Msg me Daily, Because I am So Cooool

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT, The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET. The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, The woman discovered LOVE and…

The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everyting… they just make the most of everything that comes along their way…