Category: Cool Jokes

The hardest thing you’ll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

Teacher: What is Velocity? Student: Fastest City in World. Teacher: What is Electricity? Student: It is the most Dangerous City. Teacher: What is Thermocity? Student: The Hottest City. Teacher: What is Elasticity? Student: It is Expandable City? Teacher: What is Plasticity? Student: It is Breakable City.

Teacher: ‘Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?’ Sam: ‘No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook’.

SMS Poora parhna Please….. Barri Meharbani…..

Sindhi Boy to his MOM Amaan mon Raat Khuwab Ditho ta Muhnji Hik tang Zameen Te, Be Aasman Te Hue. Maa: Put Ehra Khuwab na Disando Kar ‘Bachee Phati Pawande’.

Shadi main Khana khany k 2 usool. Rule 1: Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega. Rule 2: Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi. #### * Story * ? ? ? INTERVAL ? ? ? THE END Full Of Suspence.

sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya. freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise? sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya aur thande pani se naha liya

Question:what is girlfriend ? Answer: jo her bat pe tok tok ker tumhari her adat badal day or 2 sal bad kahay ‘Ab tum pehlay jaisay nahi rahe.’

Q: Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada – kyon?? think harder. . Dimagg hai?? Socho Socho……. . Ans: Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha.

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