Category: Cool Jokes

Please is SMS ko itna SEND karo k Meri hony wali Biwi tak pohanch jaye: ‘JAAN Tum kahan rehti ho? Apna Address to bata do.’ Please meri Madad karen.

Pay Waao Zabar ‘PO’ Noon Sakin ‘PON’ Kaaf Alif Zabar ‘KA’ ‘PONKA’ Shabash Bacha.

Pappu Jahaz main khara hua aur Zor se chillaya ‘HI JACK’… Sab ronay lagy. Or Pareshan ho gaye. Kuch dair bad Jack uth kar bola: ‘HI PAPPU.’ 🙂

Pakeeza Jazba: Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo, Aur Woh Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De. To Jaan Lo, K Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai, Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. 🙂

Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi koi burai hai.

One time goofy called information: What is the emergency number? She said: It’s 911 After a while he called again: Hey i dont have 2 numbers of 1 in my phone. She: Are you goofy sir? Goofy: Wow do have a number detector?

One of The Best Messages I’ve Ever Received. Life is Beautiful… . . . . . . *Conditions Apply. Excluding All Taxes. 🙂

Once Upon a Time there was a sexy girl. . . . . . . . . . . Haya Kar. O Baigharat, Ramzan Hain.

Neend aati hai to Khuab aata hai, Khuabon main Ek Larki aati hai, Larki k peechy uska Baap aata hai, Phir Na Neend aati hai, Na Khuab aata hai.

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together, . Q? . Taa K Mummy Dady Se, Dady Baby Se, Baby Mummy Se, Dady Mummy Se, Baby Dady Se, ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. 🙂