Category: Cool Jokes

Mom: Kyon Rotey Ho? Son: Dad ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi di. Mom: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye hon gey. Son: Kaam Wali ko Kon se Tables Aatey hain? 🙂

Modern Dictionary: Aqal: Sab se Bari Cheez Sab se Chhote Dabbay Me. Fashion: ‘Shorbay’ ko Chhuri Kaante se Peena. Tajurba: Purani Ghaltiyon ki Roshni Me Nayi Ghalti Karna. Office: Thakay Haaray Aadmi Ki Aaram Gaah. Taajir: 2 or 2 ko Paanch Karne Ka Maahir. Cricket Umpire: Khilariyon ki Qameez Latkane ki Khoonti. Doctor: Spare Parts…

Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some’ll forget you when you are gone, but I’ll remember you no matter how long.

Master: Duniya Gol Hai. Student: Aap Kehtay Hain To Maan Leta Hon. . . . Warna Papa Kehtay Hain K. Duniya Barri ‘KUTTI CHEEZ’ Hai.

MARY: John says I’m pretty. Andrew says I’m ugly. What do u think, Peter? PETER: A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

Man 1: I notice that Ur Daughter is mostly in the kitchen, Probably she loves cooking many varieties. Man 2: No! Actually our Telephone connection is in the kitchen.

Maloom hai Aap bohat Busy ho… . . . . . Is liye kuch nahi likha, Warna aapko parhna parrta. 🙂

Maine Poocha Chand se… Kabhi Dekha hai Mere Yaar sa Haseen….. Chand bola…. 12036 Entries Found! 🙂

Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do, Paro ne kaha DAARO chhor do, Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us PAAR chhor do. Ek din aayega, Jab GirlFriend kahegi: BHAI in Bachon ko Zara School Chhor do.

Love You so so so so Much. . . . . . . Oh My Pakistan. 🙂