Category: Cool Jokes

Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Jab Ghee Seedhi ungli se na niklay to. .. .. .. .. .. .. Chamcha Istemaal karo. Har cheez main ungli karna achi baat nahi hai. 😉

Jaan-e-Jan tum kaho to Taaray torr k le aaon. Jaan-e-Wafa ishara karo to Hawaon k rukh morr don. Jaan-e-Tamanna ik baar kaho ye Jaan tum par waar don. Usne meri aankhon main jhaankha aur Dheeray se boli: ‘C H H O R U’

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until it’s gone, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

In main se koi ek cheez select karen: 1. Hathora 2. Handle 3. Gun 4. Pipe 5. Tube 6. Mike 7. Rod 8. Danda 9. Joota 10. Chappal Aur Apnay sir pe maar len. Shukriya. 😛

I’m scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love… it never seems to last.

I’m crazy for you. Touch me once and you’ll know it’s true, I never wanted anyone like this, it’s all brand new, you’ll feel it in my kiss, I’m crazy for you.

If you r an ‘Ice Cream’ u r so sweet If u r a ‘Teddy Bear’ u r so soft If u r a *Star* u r so bright if you r my *Friend* 🙂 oh my *GOD* you r so LUCKY:-)

If y?? c?n b? ?v??d?d s?mply by cl?s?ng r ?y?s, I w??ldn’t bl?nk ?t ?ll for I d?nt w?nt to l?t ? s?c?nd p?ss h?v?ng l?st ? h??ey l?k? Y??!