Category: Cool Jokes

If Time Doesn’t Wait For You. Don’t Worry! Just Remove the Battery From the Clock and Enjoy life! ‘Aah! Great People Great Thoughts.’ 🙂

If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don’t be too sad… be glad that your paths have crossed.

If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I’ll sleep forever.

if mathematicians started producing films, then the names would be?? it would be like this: *kabhi ‘Limit’ kabhi continuity… *mai ‘log’ ki deewani hun… *Hum solution nikal chuke sanam… *Calculas wale vector le jayenge… *Humara diffrential aapke paas hai… *kyu summation ho gya na… The biggest blockbuster: *MAINE MATHS KYU LIYA* & The latest one…

If I’ve hurt you any time Anywhere. If my SMS is disturbing you. Then seriously I wanna say just 3 Words. . . . . ‘I WILL CONTINUE’ KARLO JO KARNA HAI. 🙂

If GOD gave me 24 hrs I will spend 23:55 hrs with you & In last 5 mint I will press ur neck and say ‘Lets go together Friend!’

I pray that Any Person who Tries to Steal your Happiness. May his hips begin to itch badly. And His arms grow shorter so that they cant reach hips to scratch it.. 😉

I m not at home, so plz send me a load 30 rupes, or share me waiting plz yar . / . / . . Agr es tarah k koi msg kre to samj lo k jhoot bool raha hea.

i h?t? Sm?|??g j?St tO prEt??D ?’M ?Ot hUrt. ? h?tE to g?Ggl? tO Show ?’ll ?? ok?Y. ? hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr ? Cry. ? St?ll lovE YOU ??t ?’V? t? SaY gooDbY?…

I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it’s luv I going 2 send. It’s nothing tat I borrowed, it’s nothing I?d lend. This luv I?m sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!