Category: Crude Jokes

Your teeth are so yellow, ican’t believe it’s not butter!!!

This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it i i l i lo i lov i love i love y i love yo i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!

This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you

Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they’re black andcrispy.

mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth

Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

*Newsflash* The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15’s

!!News flash!! Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sendingclothes. britain sending … … … Replacements