Category: Decent Jokes

Two Thoughts that Decide Your Attitude: First: ‘What you Think of Yourself, When You Have Nothing.’ Second: ‘What you Think of Others, When You Have Everything.’

This SMS Is The Best To Describe Me Just because my eyes do not show Tears, Doesn’t mean my heart doesn’t Cry & I don’t get hurt. Just because I come out strong, Doesn’t mean there is nothing wrong. Often I choose to pretend that I’m happy. So I don’t have to explain myself to…

THINK ABOUT IT! Why do Girls Eat Chocolates after a Break Up? The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up. Why do Guys drink after Break Up? The bitterness of Alcohol makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl. Is that so. 🙂

Third Person Never Creates Any Misunderstanding Between Two Peoples. But… Misunderstanding Between Two People Creates Space for Third Person.

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF Me, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SlEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Gd NiTe!

There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.

There are Two Kind Of People In This World: 1: Those Who Remember Names And 2: Those Whose Names are Remembered Choice Is Yours.

The Word ‘Hello’ means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!

The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it’s time 2 wake up gd morning…

The Sun is Shining, Suppose We cover our Eyes with the Palm of our Hand, The Sun won’t Be seen by Us, The Sun is 91 times bigger than the Earth, But it can be hidden with the Palm of Our Hand. Similarly the EGO is very Small But because we Magnify it in our…