Jokes

Category: Decent Jokes

  • The person who Risks Nothing, Does

    The person who Risks Nothing, Does nothing, Has nothing. He may avoid Suffering & Sorrow, But He simply can’t learn & feel & change & grow & love & live…

  • ‘TEEN CHEEZAIN’ 3 Cheezain Aik Jaga

    ‘TEEN CHEEZAIN’ 3 Cheezain Aik Jaga Parwarish Pati Hain, 1. PHOOL 2. Kanta 3. Khusbu. 3 Cheezain Har Aik Ko Milti Hain, 1. Khushi 2. Gham 3. Mout. 3 Cheezain Har Aik Ki Mukhtalif Hoti Hain, 1. Soorat 2. Seerat 3. Qismat. 3 Cheezon Ko Kabhi Chota Na Samjhen, 1. Qarz 2. Farz 3. Marz.

  • Some people Think War is a

    Some people Think War is a Competition Between Weapons, People or Forces. But I think War is a Battle of Prayers Between OUR MOTHERS and THEIR MOTHERS.

  • Smooth Roads never make good

    Smooth Roads never make good Drivers, Smooth Sea never make good Sailors, Smooth Skies never make good Pilots, Problem Free Life never makes a Strong and Good Person, Have a tough but winning day ahead, Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life, Dont ask life ‘Why Me?’ Instead say ‘Try Me.’

  • Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his

    Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together. There was a Deep River in Way. Arastu decided to cross first and said: ‘Its not important that Arastu will die, But its so important that Sikandar will survive Because Sikandar is the Need of this World’ Sikandar laughed, moved ahead and said: ‘Its so important that…

  • Sacrifice is Greater Than Love,

    Sacrifice is Greater Than Love, Character is greater than Beauty, Humanity is Greater than Wealth, But Nothing is greater than Good Relations. And Good Relations don’t Necessarily mean Finding similarities. Its just about Respecting Differences. 🙂

  • Sab Kehte Hain Akele Aaye The Akele

    Sab Kehte Hain Akele Aaye The Akele Jaayenge. Par Sach To Ye Hai ‘Bina Do Logon Ke Koi Aata Nahi Or Bina Char Logon Ke Koi Jata Nahi’

  • Remember 1.There’s Always a Little

    Remember 1.There’s Always a Little Truth behind Every ‘JUST KIDDING’ 2.There’s Always a Little Knowledge behind Every ‘I DON’T KNOW’ 3.There’s Always a Little Emotion behind Every ‘I DON’T CARE’ 4.There’s Always a Little Pain behind Every ‘IT’S OK’ So remember What u see and What you hear isn’t What u Always Get!

  • REALITY OF FEAR: U’re Not Scared Of

    REALITY OF FEAR: U’re Not Scared Of The Dark. U’re Scared Of What’s In It. U’re Not Afraid Of Heights. U’re Afraid of Falling. U’re Not Afraid Of People Around U. U’re Just Afraid Of Rejection. U’re Not Afraid To Love. U’re Just Afraid Of Not Being Loved Back. U’re Not Afraid To Try Again.…

  • Read each word From Right Side A

    Read each word From Right Side A suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR sihT egasseM..