Category: Decent Jokes

Question: WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? Answer: constiPATION.

Question: WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES? Answer. ADIDAS

Question: What do you Call a Woman, Who Knows Where Her Husband is Every night? Answer: WIDOW

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn’t take his foot of the accelerator.

Q: What’s diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? A: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.

Q: What’s difference between Yogurt and Australia? A: One has a real live culture.

Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.

Q: How do you sink an Indian battleship? A: Put it in water.

Q: How did the Pollack burn his face? A: Bobbing for french fries.