Category: Decent Jokes

Q.Did you hear about the other tragedy in Bombay? A.There was a terrible power cut in Bombay’s Four Square Shopping Mall. People were stuck on the escalator for four hours.

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER ‘ANSWER IN BRIEF’.

Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER? A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.

Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.

Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON? A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.

Q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head? A. Iqbal singh.

Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98? A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.

Q. HOW TO MAKE Santa Singh LAUGH ON SUNDAY? A. BY TELLING HER A JOKE ON THURSDAY.

Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE? A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.

Q. Did you hear about the other latest Indian invention? A. The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.