Category: Decent Jokes

Kya aap Panchveen Paas se taiz hain? Chalo aapka Test hai, Lekin Aapne is SMS ko sirf 1 Baar parhna hai. ok? Ready? Dekhte hain, 2+7 +9 -5 +4 +8 -2 +5 -4 +12 -8 Sawaal ye hai k aapne Down ka button kitni baar press kya?

Koi Sheesha Insaan Ki Itni Haqeeqi Tasveer Paish Nahi Kar Sakta, . Jitni Us Ki Guftagu Paish Karti Hay

Kisi Ne Allama Iqbal Se Pucha: ‘Aqal Ki Inteha Kya Hai?’ Jawab Mila: ‘Hairat’ Phir Pucha Gaya: Hairat Ki Inteha? Jawab Mila: ‘Ishq’ ‘Ishq Ki Inteha Kya Hai?’ Farmaya: ‘Ishq La Inteha Hai, Is Ki Koi Inteha Nahi’ Sawal Karne Wale Ne Kaha: Magar Aap Ne Likha Hai: ‘Tere Ishq Ki Inteha Chahta Hoon’ Aap…

I’ve Learned: I came alone and I’ve to Go Alone. I’ve Learned: People are with You only When they need you, not otherwise. I’ve Learned: Extra care of anyone by you will Ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation. I’ve Learned: A simple LIE of Your close one can break you more than anything.…

Its A Fact: When You Are Happy U Want 2 Reach D Person U Love Most. But When You Are Sad U Want 2 Reach D Person Who Loves U Most.

How much can someone care? A man Suffring frm brain tumor died. His wife opened his cupboard n found sum tablets wid a letter ‘Take them dear. U catch cold easily when u cry.’

Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.

He, who loses money, loses much; He, who loses a friend, loses much more; He, who loses faith, loses all.

Hate but LOVE more Argue but AGREE more Talk but LISTEN more Punish but FORGIVE more! Then you will Love people BUT People will Love you more.

Hamesha Yaad Rakho K Rishtay Khoon k Nahi Hotay, Rishtay Ehsas k Hotay Hain. Agar Ehsas ho to Ajnabi Bhi Apne, Agar Ehsas Na ho to Apne Bhi Ajnabi.