Category: Desi Jokes

If David Dhawan makes a film abt an Indian girl marrying a NewZeland cricketer, wat wud it b called Kiwi no 1

How does a Sardar plan to Kill a Lion He’ll drink poison and let lion eat him. bolo ta ra ra.

Height of Patriotism: U sitting on an English toilet in Indian style.

Give 1 English word for.. ‘Apne kiye pe pani pher dena’ . . . . . . . . . FLUSH

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..

GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY, GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL, GF IS CHUSKI & WIFE IS RISKY, GF IS TOOIFROOTY & WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY

Dosti KaroDOSTI KARO COLLEGE WALI SE,PYAR KARO OFFICE WALI SE,PROGRAMME KARO PADOS WALI SE,ANKH LADAO SALI SE,LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,AUR MAR KHAO GHARWALI SE.

Doc-u and ur wife hv same blood group. Husband-yeh to hona hi tha 25 saal se me ra khoon jo pi r ahi hai.

Dogs bark just like u… Cats mew just like u… Devil looks just like u… Dekho meri sharafat.. Still I like U!

BRUCE LEE’s Favourites vegetable : mu-lee breakfast:id-lee festival:diwa-lee actress:sona-lee m usic:qawa-lee film:ju-lee animal:bill-lee timepass:khuj-lee