Category: Desi Jokes

Banta: ‘Why is the Police nicknamed: ‘The heart of the country’ Santa: ‘It beats, beats, beats….’

Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of…….. Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.

Banta was busy removing a wheel frm his auto. A man asks Banta why r u removing a wheel from ur auto. Banta: Cant u read the board, Parking only for 2 wheeler.

Banta was engaged 2 a girl but broke the engagement bcoz she was virgin! Banta said jo aaj tak kisi ke kam nahi ayi wo mere kya kam ayegi… bolo tara ra ra

arz kiya hai aaye ho is duniya mein to kar jaao kuch aisa kaam, ki jis gali se bhi gujro bache kahe abba jaan abba jaan

Apple Juice Mango Juice Orange Juice Kajoo Juice Pineapple Juice Aur Jo SMS Naa Kare Wo KAN JUICE!!!!!!

An english man says america me shaadi e-mail se hoti hai! Our sardargi says india me to, shaadi fe-mail se hoti hai!

American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email. Banta Singh: In India, it is only with female.

Always try to send nice messages, bcoz jab teri saanse rukegi to log kehenge saala harami tha par sms achha bhejta tha..

Aankho mey ‘SHARAFAT’ chaal mey ‘NAJAKAT’ dil mey ‘SACHCHAI’ aur chehre mey ‘SAFAAI’ Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko ‘BHAI’