Category: Desi Jokes
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A sardars wife has twins but sardar
A sardars wife has twins but sardar is not happy he is wondering who is the father of the second child!!
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A sardarji was traveling with his
A sardarji was traveling with his wife in an auto the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, ‘You are trying to see my wife Sit back. I will drive!
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A sardar went 2 radio shop and
A sardar went 2 radio shop and started shouting kamino maine philips ka radio maanga tha aur isko on kiya to yeh bolta hai yeh all india radio hai!!
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A Sardar wants to make std call to
A Sardar wants to make std call to punjab guess what he does to reduce the cost…. He goes to punjab and makes a local call!!
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A sardar finds cigarettes in
A sardar finds cigarettes in daughters room, OH NO SHE SMOKES.. he then finds whisky, OH NO SHE DRINKS… he then finds condoms, OH NO SHE EVEN HAS A PENIS.
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A sardaar and his wife filed An
A sardaar and his wife filed An application for divorce! Judge asked, how will u divide you have 3 childrens Sardar repied, ‘ok! We will apply next year
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A lady from 2nd flor asking 4
A lady from 2nd flor asking 4 bananawala: Kela kaisa dega, Bananawala: Memsab Aat me bara, lady told: Saat me tera deta hai to upar aaja!!
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A Lady is on top of a hill & she is
A Lady is on top of a hill & she is going to push her Father down from the hill top…. So what is the name of this evil lady . . . . . Well, her Name is PUSH-PA
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A dog was chasing a Sardar and the
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing Sardar:I have a Airtel phone but still hutch network is following.
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A beggar 0h sundari Andha hoon.
A beggar 0h sundari Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de… Husband told his wife – De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andha hoga!!