Category: Desi Jokes

u are my sweet SONA, i dont want u to KHONA, i want a place in ur hearts KONA, otherwise i will start RONA, at least good morning KARLONA

Two sardar sit in a coffee house. 1st: ‘jaldi pi yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi’ 2nd: ‘to kya ‘ 1st: ‘bewakuf menu card padha… HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-‘

Two hoursWhy did Banta took two hours do drink the orange juice Because on the box it was written CONCENTRATE.

Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what u are Once u know what u are pagal khana is not so far.

True Bravery: 2 arrive hme..fully drunk. A late night out & Mom waitin with Jhaadu & u ask: ‘ Hey Mom abhi tak safaai kar rahi ho ‘..!!

This Sardarji had twins, he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

This is 2 formally announce that I have started accepting Deepavali gits in CASH, CHEQUES & CHOCOLATES etc (no flowers plz). Avoid holiday rush, send now!

The Jailor ordered 999 shirts and 1000 pants for its inmates. why this odd combination . . . . . . . . . Salman khan is coming ….

Ten Things I Know about u! 1. U r a special person with a wonderful Heart. 2. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Bas ek din mein ek hi juth bolta hoon

Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!