Category: Desi Jokes

Teacher: Bcoz of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student: A holiday

Teacher asks Sardar ‘akkal badi ya bhess’ Sardar bola ‘Sir, pehle date of birth to batao’.

Teacher 2 sardar Ji Make a sentence in which 1 word is used twice Sardar: If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, they will become LARA LARA

Sime says i miss u, kiss says i love u, when ur girlfriend says she wants to marry you… just turn around n say Hi didi HOW R YOU!

Sex ObjectSANTA:What do you think of women BANTA:They are all sex objects…. SANTA:Why BANTA:When I ask them for sex,they object !!

Sardarji: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C Sardarji: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth…. WHY Coz his doctor advised him ‘Todays dinner should be light’

SARDARJI talking on cell phone. 2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 1ST: biwi se….. 2ND: itne… pyar se…. 1ST: tumhari hai. . .

Sardarji joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright

Sardar: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying. A Person asked what he was doing. He replied, Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!