Category: Desi Jokes

Sardar went 2 bank 4 account opening. He took 1 form and went to Delhi 4 filling up the form. Do U No Y Bcoz in the form he saw ‘write in capital’

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife 2 seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, ‘DELIVERED’

Sardar declares: I will never marry in my life…. I’ll give same advice to my children also!!!

Sardar complained 2 Police: Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house. Police: How the theif did not take TV Sardar: I was watching TV na…

Sardar 2 Salesman, ‘I want pink curtains 4 my computer screen’ BUT COMPUTERS DONT NEED CURTAINS! Sardar, ‘Oye I have Windows installed’

Saradr answers toughest question ever: Wat cums 1st…the chicken or egg Saradr says: Oye paaji!!! jis cheez ka order pehle dunga.. wahi pehle aayega!!

Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft ht, d mirror will not break till 99 ft.! Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack 10!!

Santa: Oye, The police is here. Banta: Quick Lets Jump out of the window! Santa: But this is the 13th floor. Banta: this is no time for being superstitious.

Santa: I hav come 2 ask 4 ur daughters hand in marriage. Banta: Well, u will have 2 take the rest of her too or the deal is off!

Santa traveling 1’st time in plane going 2 mumbai. While its landing, he shouted ‘Bombay..Bombay’ Air hostess said ‘B silent’..Santa said ‘OK’..Ombay Ombay’