Category: Desi Jokes

Santa singh was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated… drank poison & said, Ayo Ab kaato saalon, sab ke sab maroge!

Santa Singh answers the toughest question ever Q:) What comes first, Chicken or the Egg A:) Oye Paaji! Jis Cheej ka order pehle dunga, wo hi pehle ayegi.

Santa : People consider me as a ‘GOD’ Banta : How do you know Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

Roses 4 u-Rs.10 Cards 4 u-Rs.25 Movie 4 u-Rs.99 Lunch 4 u-Rs.250 but a friend like u – PRICELESS! Abey Ziyada maat phool… Priceless yane ‘Phokaat’

Rawan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman …. You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman…. Now who is Rawan

Raveena has it big . Urmila has it small. girls have it. boys don’t. what is it A: Letter R

Question 2 sardar q1. what is ford sardar:- gaddi q2. what is oxford sardar:- so simple, bail gaddi

Q:) How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways dept A:) He buys the ticket but he doesn’t travel!!

Q:) What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus A:) A Moti-vaiting

Q:) Why did Santa Singh take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut A:) Bcoz they advertised ‘free delivery’