Category: Desi Jokes
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Q: Why do sardars have see-through
Q: Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids A: So they can tell if there going to work or coming home!
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Q: WHY DOESN’T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO
Q: WHY DOESN’T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS A: Coz he’s ‘reserved’ by nature.
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Q: Why did the sardar throw the
Q: Why did the sardar throw the butter out of the window A: He wanted to see butterfly!!
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Q: Which song wil a kid sing wen he
Q: Which song wil a kid sing wen he starts goin 2 d nursery A: KG kiya re, KG kiya re!
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Q: Two hairs on a bald mans head
Q: Two hairs on a bald mans head fall in luv with each other & want to get married, but cannot. Why . . . . . . . . . A: Bcoz under Indian laws, ‘baal vivaah’ is illegal
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Q: What do u will call a train full
Q: What do u will call a train full of girls . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maal Gadi
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Q: IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN,
Q: IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE TIME Ans: AD, BC & OBC
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Q: How do you make a flying cobra
Q: How do you make a flying cobra land A: Just say ‘NAGA’LAND 🙂
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Q: How do u recognize Santa’s son,
Q: How do u recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Q: Banta Singh went to see 9-12 PM
Q: Banta Singh went to see 9-12 PM show. But he came back at 10 PM. Why . . . . . Coz the movie’s name was DASTAK.