Category: Desi Jokes

Plz dont read dis Nahi to ho jayega Kya Arre wahi jisse hum darte hai wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai dekha ho gaya na TIME WASTE!

Pls send me one Good Night Really I cant sleep without it I dnt know how this happened to me. If u dont have Good Night atleast send Mortein or Allout.

Patriotic Song By Santa Singh: ‘Aye Mere Watan De Logon, Zara Ankhh Wich Bhar Lo Paani… Jo Shaheed Hue Hain Unna Di, Tussi Ghar Le Aao Janaani’

once someone sent sms to sardar.. ‘Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha’. Sardar got angry and replied ‘bhejnewala gadha,padhnewala mahan’

Once a sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his collage. U know Why Coz he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking….

Never propose HUTCH Girl She says only ‘hi’ Never propose Airtel girl She says ‘Express urself’ But always propose IDEA Girl b’coz AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR WIFE

Napolean: There’s no such word as impossible in my dictionary… Sardarji: Oye!! to dictionary dekh ke kharidni thi na!

Most Innocent Dhamki: As d thief was leaving d house, D kid woke up & sed 2 d Thief – ‘Mera School Bag bhi lekar jao Varna, Main Mummy ko utha doonga.’

MobileWhat is a similarity between Mobile & Marriage ‘Kash thode din ruk jaata to achha Model mil jaata…!!’

Mathematical joke: (13x13x13)= Think deeply Donno Ans: SUROOR! Tera(13)*tera(13)*tera(13)=SUROOR