Category: Fat People

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, kids line up beside you thinking you are the bus.

you are so fat when you bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too.

You are so fat you jump in the air and get stuck.

One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

Hey my friend, You are so much fat that when the family has their picture taken, you’re the background.

‘Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.’ Fat girl Doctor: ‘Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new…

A fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her and says, ‘Excuse me ma’am, could you please leave the beach?’ The obese lady replies, ‘Why? What’s wrong?’ ‘We’ll you see,’ says the lifeguard, ‘It’s getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!’