Category: General Jokes

You geeky Star Wars girlfriend got more bum fur than an Ewok.

You got no arms, no legs, and when you go swimming they call you Bob

You family so poor you’s live in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.

You Dog so old it farts out dust.

You cousin so stupid I told him to take out the garbage…so he moved house…

You cousin so ugly that when he threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.

You cousin so fat she’s on Both sides of the family.

You chatter more than a dolphin by a fish bucket.

You Computer Geek friend got one tooth and they call him Chomping-at-the-Bits