Category: General Jokes

You can use this joke to explain that insulting someone is considered funny especially when that person is fishing for a compliment. Mary: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter Peter: I think you’re pretty ugly.

You can ride your horse in the saloon.

You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

You Auntie’s so poor she gotta live in a 2-story Dorritos bag…

You’ big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911).

You Biology teacher so freakin stupid she thinks that DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.

You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow

YOU ARE A BANDAR.MEANS; B:Beautiful, A:Attractive, N:Naughty, D:Diffarant, A:And, R:Respected. oy jyada khus hone ki jarurat nahi hai ,Ho to bandar hi na!!!.