Category: General Jokes

Yo Sister so fat she got a new job DJ’ing for the Ice Cream Van.

Yo Sister so fat that even Richard Simmons can’t help laughing

Yo Sister so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.

Yo sister is so po…shit, she can’t even afford them last 2 letters!

Yo Sista so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

Yo’ Sista’s just like a like a Popsicle – everybody wants a fuckin lick!

Yo’ Sister is so insanely stupid that last week she asked me to go to the lost and found with her when she missed her period.

Yo Sis so Monstrous she uses Soccer balls for earrings.

Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night…

Yo sista so damn stupid on her last job application where it said ‘Sex ‘ she marked ‘M, F, and occasionally on a Thursday too..’