Category: General Jokes

Yo Papa’s so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin.

Yo PE teacher has one arm and swims round in circles

Yo’ Papa so ancient that Mel Gibson hired him to offer insights on what life was like with William Wallace

Yo’ papa so damn strange that he invented a water-proof teabag.

Yo older sister so ugly that Mommy had to feed her with a fishing rod.

Yo’ Nana’s teeth so damb black you’d think she had coal for her dinner

Yo older sis getting so poor she’s planning on getting married…just so she can get the rice at the wedding.

Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.

Yo Nana so sickenly poor I walks into her house, asked to use the toilet and she hand me 2 large sticks. I ask what they’re for and she says: ‘Use one to hold up the ceiling…use the other to fight off the cockroaches…’

Yo Nana so ugly she didn’t get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.