Category: General Jokes

Yo Nana so ghetto she washes paper plates.

Yo Nana so old she the only Creature in Jurassic Park they never had to animate

Yo Mother-in-law so ugly, she won first place in the Wookie lookalike contest.

Yo’ Mum so ugli that even Prince Charming refuses to kiss her – he’d rather live as a frog.

Yo Music teacher so freakin Fat that she whistles Bass

Yo Mommy got so many gaps in her teeth it reminds me of Piano keys

Yo’ Mommy so poor I went over for dinner, saw 3 beans on the table…took one and she said – ‘Don’t be greedy!’

Yo Mother in law so yellow you’d think she’d been blowing the Simpsons

Yo Mother in law’s teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.

Yo Momma’s so ugly that she hurt my feelings…