Category: General Jokes

Yo Math teacher so old he baby-sat for Pythagorus

Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday

Yo Mamma’s feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.

Yo Mamma’s so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!

Yo’ mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.

Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, ‘What a treasure!’ and your father said, ‘Yea lets go bury it’.

Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window.

Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.

Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!

Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don’t say ‘Are we there yet’, they scream, ‘Is she Dead yet!’