Category: General Jokes
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Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy,
Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!
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Yo mamma so damn fat that when she
Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing…oh shit its a real damn earthquake.
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Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes
Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.
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Yo mama’s so poor, TV dinner trays
Yo mama’s so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
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Yo mama’s so stupid, wait…she had
Yo mama’s so stupid, wait…she had you didn’t she!
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Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind man cry!
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Yo Mama’s teeth are so yellow, cars
Yo Mama’s teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles! Yo Mama’s breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!
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Yo’ Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS
Yo’ Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!
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Yo mamma is so fat:She eats Wheat
Yo mamma is so fat:She eats Wheat Thicks.We’re in her right now.She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, ‘FREE WILLY.’
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Yo mama’s so old, she owes Fred
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.