Category: General Jokes
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Yo mama’s so dumb, she took a ruler
Yo mama’s so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Yo mama’s so dumb she brought a
Yo mama’s so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.
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Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she
Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a bandaid.
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Yo Mama’s so damn poor, her front
Yo Mama’s so damn poor, her front porch matt says ‘Wel’…
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Yo mama’s so damn stupid on a job
Yo mama’s so damn stupid on a job application it said ‘sex’ and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
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Yo Mama’s so damn ugly that she
Yo Mama’s so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.
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Yo mama’s so bald, when she braids
Yo mama’s so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of stitches.
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Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got
Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.
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Yo mama’s so damn fat that when she
Yo mama’s so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!
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Yo mama’s like the new AOL 7.0:
Yo mama’s like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE