Category: General Jokes
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Yo Mama’s sister so ugly that Blind
Yo Mama’s sister so ugly that Blind men refuse to have sex with her.
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Yo mama’s like a race car
Yo mama’s like a race car driver…she burns a lot of rubbers…
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Yo mama’s like an elevator – blokes
Yo mama’s like an elevator – blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders…she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!
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Yo mama’s got a wooden leg with
Yo mama’s got a wooden leg with branches. Yo’ baby sister got more mouth than Julia Roberts
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Yo mama’s like a pirate, there she
Yo mama’s like a pirate, there she blows Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and ‘OH MY GOD IT’S COMING TOWARDS US!!’
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Yo Mama’s breath is so bad, she
Yo Mama’s breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!
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Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long,
Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.
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Yo mama’s glasses are so damn thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so damn thick she can see into the future.
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Yo mama’s a stunt double for the
Yo mama’s a stunt double for the Predator
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Yo mama’s blind and is seeing
Yo mama’s blind and is seeing another man.