Category: General Jokes

Yo mama so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so old she has Jesus’ beeper number!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving. Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept. Yo mama’s so damn stupid on a job application it said ‘sex’ and she…

Yo mama so nasty when she masterbates, she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.

Yo Mama so old – heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated – it should read ‘All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo’ Mama’…

Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!

Yo Mama so huge that God created her…and on the seventh day rested.