Category: General Jokes

Yo Mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads ‘One at a time, please’.

Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial

Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.

Yo mama so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates.

Yo mama so fat her logo is ‘we are family, burger king, mc donalds and me…’

Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves

Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!

Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman.

Yo’ mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.

Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.