Category: General Jokes
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Yun to hum peecha kisi ka kiya
Yun to hum peecha kisi ka kiya nahen karte, dard-e-dil diya or liya nahen karte, ye dosti ka rishta sirf aap se hai warna ham itne sms kisi ko kiya nahen karte.
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You’re so poor even Beggars give
You’re so poor even Beggars give you money.
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Your words of love stealsomeones
Your words of love stealsomeones heart,but you dont know that yourheart is already stolen by me,check it!
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Your Teachers so poor she can’t
Your Teachers so poor she can’t even afford to pay attention.
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Your Wife getting so old she
Your Wife getting so old she startin to fart out Mummy dust
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Your so ugly even the Elephant Man
Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!
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Your sister-in-law so god awful
Your sister-in-law so god awful ugly that Durex want to use her as a poster child.
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Your sister is so ugly she reminds
Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.
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Your relation is like paktel
Your relation is like paktel
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Your pimp so poor he just bought an
Your pimp so poor he just bought an imitation of a fake Rolex