Category: General Jokes
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Yo mama like a shotgun – five cocks
Yo mama like a shotgun – five cocks and shes loaded
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Yo Mama like a television – even a
Yo Mama like a television – even a 2 year old can turn her on!
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Yo mama like nascar – two rubbers
Yo mama like nascar – two rubbers and shes ready to ride.
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Yo mama is so fat she sat on a
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!
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Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt
Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt – quick and easy!!!
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Yo mama is so bad, when she got
Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.
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Yo mama is so big she tripped over
Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends
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Yo’ mama breath so disgustingly bad
Yo’ mama breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmints with batteries in it
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Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the
Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!
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Yo Mama ass so huge she take up 5
Yo Mama ass so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema…