Category: General Jokes

Yo mam like a screen door – after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.

Yo Lawyer’s so fat…we’re inside her right now.

Yo mam is so stupid – I just aks her about her X-Men and she said: ‘Well, my first baby’s daddy was Jimmy…and I still see Johnny on Fridays….’

Yo kid brother so fat he sat on 4 quarters and made a dollar.

Yo’ kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies…

Yo kid sister got so many rings round her belly that she gotta screw her underware on

Yo’ home helper so old she was once a waitress at the last supper

Yo’ humor webmaster so desperate for money he got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.

Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid

Yo kid brother so damn ugly that the kids at school have started saying, ‘Hey Gollum, give us your autograph’