Category: General Jokes
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Your Mummy like Blockbuster Video –
Your Mummy like Blockbuster Video – everybody goes home happy.
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Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it
Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.
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Your moms so ugly the mailman
Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.
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Your mother-in-law so freakin old
Your mother-in-law so freakin old she’s got ROman Numerals on her birth certificate
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Your mommas so old someone told her
Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died
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Your Mommas so fat, when it says
Your Mommas so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ain’t enough.
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Your moma’s so stupid she thinks a
Your moma’s so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
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Your mama’s so fat the last time
Your mama’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
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Your mamma’s so fat, the body
Your mamma’s so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.
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Your mind is so open – so open that
Your mind is so open – so open that ideas simply pass through it.