Category: General Jokes
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Your Mom so fat she uses a bed
Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad
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Your Kid sister so damn ugly that
Your Kid sister so damn ugly that when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her.
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Your Kid Sister so fat the Japanese
Your Kid Sister so fat the Japanese Sumo Wrestling squad had to turn her down.
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Your kid so ugly the Doctor is
Your kid so ugly the Doctor is STILL smacking his ass.
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Your lecturer so poor he uses his
Your lecturer so poor he uses his cardboard box as a blackboard.
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Your Mama so dumb she brought a
Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
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Your kid bro so ugly that for
Your kid bro so ugly that for Halloween he tricks or treats on his mobile phone!
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Your kid may be an honors student,
Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.
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Your Kid Sister so damn stupid she
Your Kid Sister so damn stupid she put your puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.
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Your kid bro got more crust round
Your kid bro got more crust round his mouth than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.