Category: General Jokes
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Your kid bro so stupid he try to
Your kid bro so stupid he try to strangle himself with his mobile phone.
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Your Grandpa’s so hairy, Jane
Your Grandpa’s so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.
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Your house is so disgusting that I
Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off – the cockroaches nicked ma wallet…
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Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I
Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb
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Your jokes are so corny that the
Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous. Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.
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Your Grandpa so freakin ugly that
Your Grandpa so freakin ugly that when he gets up in the mornin, the Sun goes down.
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Your Grandpa so achingly stupid he
Your Grandpa so achingly stupid he think Beirut is a famous baseballer.
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Your future depends on your dreams
Your future depends on your dreams – So go to sleep!
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Your Girlfriend’s so old, she
Your Girlfriend’s so old, she invented the term ‘oldest profession in the world’
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Your friendship is like Paktel,DIL
Your friendship is like Paktel,DIL TO AIK HAYYour sincerity is like Telenor,CHAHO KUCH BARH KYour love is like Haleeb,GARHA JO HAYYour smile is like twist,HILA K RAKH DAYYour voice is like Nokia,CONNECTING PEOPLEYour style like ufone,TUM HI TO HOYour dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,AUR SUNAOMy response like Warid,WE CARE