Category: General Jokes
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Your Dog’s so stupid he bury’s his
Your Dog’s so stupid he bury’s his own tail
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Your Dog’s so ugly as yo Momma that
Your Dog’s so ugly as yo Momma that I had to shave its arse and make it walk backwards…
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Your doctor’s so stupid he uses his
Your doctor’s so stupid he uses his mp3 player as a stethoscope
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Your doctor’s so ugly she manages
Your doctor’s so ugly she manages to give Freddy Kreuger Nightmares!
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Your Computer Repairman so stupid
Your Computer Repairman so stupid he picks up your floppy’s with magnets
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Your Dentist made yo teeth so
Your Dentist made yo teeth so crooked you use them to cut chain at the DIY store.
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Your Auntie got one leg…and folk
Your Auntie got one leg…and folk call her Eileen
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Your Aunties so old that when God
Your Aunties so old that when God said ‘let there be light’, she was the one flicking on the light switch.
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Your Big sis like the Bermuda
Your Big sis like the Bermuda triangle…they swallow a whole lotta seamen.
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Your Big Sister so god awfully
Your Big Sister so god awfully stupid that they had to burn her school down just to get her out of 3rd grade.